"Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen....there you have me in a nutshell, and kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change." - Marquis de Sade Well, where do I start? I was born in Big Spring,Texas to my great suprise, but I quickly corrected the situation by moving (my father was military, so we moved around quite a bit). At the ripe age of 14, we moved to Alaska, as I stowed away in the luggage so the parents wouldn't know. That, as far as I can remember, is where the adventure begins.
I lived up in Alaska, with excursions into the "Lower 48" every so often. At the age of 17, I spent a year hitchhiking throughout the west. I travelled through Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Texas.
Meanwhile, at the ripe old age of seven, I moved to Guam in the South Pacific.
Having learned about "Life, Seven the Hard Way" I returned to Alaska. In Anchorage, I worked as a cook, Disc Jockey, Video Jockey, Apartment Manager, and just about any other twisted and sadistic job you can think of. You see, in Alaska, you aren't normal unless you have multiple jobs. Go figure.
At 20, I moved back to Texas as a prisoner of war, got married and joined the navy in the course of 6 weeks (I was bored, and somewhat drunk, I thought I was signing a paycheck).
Ok, I'm tired now..I will continue my Great Saga later....
Ok so it's later........
After Desert Storm and my 4 years..I took the family hostage and moved them to Alaska with me. Unfortunately the economy wasn't so great, so I flew them to Dallas and I drove back down the Alaskan Highway, running out of gas and money in Canada. I'd like to say that I did song and dance form food and gas money, but I didn't: I just borrowed some.
Ok, I'm tired again, I'll write more later.
Ok, ok, so I got caught coming out of the shower with this one.. |
